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Blowing Up

Biff Mitchell

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Genres: Speculative Fiction, Fantasy

Welcome to the World You Live In.

It's a mess. It's diseased, polluted, over-populated and too close to the sun. But it's all we have and we're losing it fast, so we may as well have a good laugh before the sun reaches out and reclaims us.

In Blowing Up, Biff Mitchell shakes the foundations of a world gone bad with outrageous dollops of inappropriate humor. Nothing is sacred, nothing is spared. Nothing is safe in a world accumulating too much ammunition for too few targets.

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Some things we don't want to do together... but we do!

Blowing Up

Biff Mitchell

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Genres: Speculative Fiction, Fantasy

Welcome to the World You Live In.

It's a mess. It's diseased, polluted, over-populated and too close to the sun. But it's all we have and we're losing it fast, so we may as well have a good laugh before the sun reaches out and reclaims us.

In Blowing Up, Biff Mitchell shakes the foundations of a world gone bad with outrageous dollops of inappropriate humor. Nothing is sacred, nothing is spared. Nothing is safe in a world accumulating too much ammunition for too few targets.

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Boston Jonson in Murder by Burger

Biff Mitchell

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Genres: Mystery / Crime Fiction, Thrillers

In the late 21st Century, A body is found in the headquarters of the world's largest fast food franchise, Barto Burger, creators of the world's first completely cloned hamburger. The president of the company, Gansheng Barto, has apparently eaten himself to death on his own burgers. Is it really suicide, or is it murder by burger. It's time to bring in Boston Jonson, crime consultant extraordinaire, to use his unorthodox mixture of Zen, insults, and hula hula shirts to unravel a startling mystery.

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Boston Jonson in Murder by Burger

Biff Mitchell

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Genres: Mystery / Crime Fiction, Thrillers

In the late 21st Century, A body is found in the headquarters of the world's largest fast food franchise, Barto Burger, creators of the world's first completely cloned hamburger. The president of the company, Gansheng Barto, has apparently eaten himself to death on his own burgers. Is it really suicide, or is it murder by burger. It's time to bring in Boston Jonson, crime consultant extraordinaire, to use his unorthodox mixture of Zen, insults, and hula hula shirts to unravel a startling mystery.

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Boston Jonson In Murder By Coffee

Biff Mitchell

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Genres: Mystery / Crime Fiction, Fantasy

When a nasty little plague of people turning into stone in coffee shops around the city threatens the bottom line of the Coffee Cartels and their highly addictive designer coffees, investigative consultant, Boston Jonson, is tossed into a world where everyone is out to either admire him or kill him, a world of annoying weirdoes who are probably better off turned into stone.

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Boston Jonson In Murder By Coffee

Biff Mitchell

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Genres: Mystery / Crime Fiction, Fantasy

When a nasty little plague of people turning into stone in coffee shops around the city threatens the bottom line of the Coffee Cartels and their highly addictive designer coffees, investigative consultant, Boston Jonson, is tossed into a world where everyone is out to either admire him or kill him, a world of annoying weirdoes who are probably better off turned into stone.

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Murder by Art

Biff Mitchell

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Genres: Mystery / Crime Fiction, Thrillers, Speculative Fiction

It's 2060. In Backstreet Records, a brooding audiophile thinks murder. Upstairs at Studio4Ward where skulls, dreams and beer cans are the stuff of art, 300 pounds of human sculpture dangles dead from the wall.

It's time to call in the notorious super sleuth Boston Jonson to smoke out the murderer with insults and Zen.

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Biff Mitchell

Murder by Art

Biff Mitchell

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Genres: Mystery / Crime Fiction, Thrillers, Speculative Fiction

It's 2060. In Backstreet Records, a brooding audiophile thinks murder. Upstairs at Studio4Ward where skulls, dreams and beer cans are the stuff of art, 300 pounds of human sculpture dangles dead from the wall.

It's time to call in the notorious super sleuth Boston Jonson to smoke out the murderer with insults and Zen.

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Team Player

Biff Mitchell

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Genres: Science Fiction, Humour / Speculative, Speculative Fiction

New Book Spoofs Work in the New Millennium

Based on his 25-year roller coaster ride in the Information Technology (IT) industry, Biff Mitchell's latest novel, Team Player, explores the world of work in the 21st Century. The story is set in an uncomfortably close future where the world is run by homicidal marketing managers who kill for love, company, and the almighty promotion.

Aside from the talking brain cells and the rampaging neutrinos, says Mr.

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Biff Mitchell

Team Player

Biff Mitchell

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Genres: Science Fiction, Humour / Speculative, Speculative Fiction

New Book Spoofs Work in the New Millennium

Based on his 25-year roller coaster ride in the Information Technology (IT) industry, Biff Mitchell's latest novel, Team Player, explores the world of work in the 21st Century. The story is set in an uncomfortably close future where the world is run by homicidal marketing managers who kill for love, company, and the almighty promotion.

Aside from the talking brain cells and the rampaging neutrinos, says Mr.

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The Reality Wars

Biff Mitchell

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Genres: Science Fiction, Fantasy, Speculative Fiction

Cassie Hayes is the idol of the universe. For a thousand years, she's been triumphant in the Reality Wars, a deadly series of real and virtual games played every 100 years and broadcast throughout the galaxies. But Cassie, a sentient software program, is tormented by the death of her virtual mother after her human father abandoned them 2000 years earlier. Now he's back…just in time to abandon her again as he goes off to save the universe with the help of a computer virus that thinks it's Buddha.

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The Reality Wars

Biff Mitchell

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Genres: Science Fiction, Fantasy, Speculative Fiction

Cassie Hayes is the idol of the universe. For a thousand years, she's been triumphant in the Reality Wars, a deadly series of real and virtual games played every 100 years and broadcast throughout the galaxies. But Cassie, a sentient software program, is tormented by the death of her virtual mother after her human father abandoned them 2000 years earlier. Now he's back…just in time to abandon her again as he goes off to save the universe with the help of a computer virus that thinks it's Buddha.

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The War Bug

Biff Mitchell

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Genres: Science Fiction, Speculative Fiction

In just a few hours, Abner Hayes' wife and daughter are going to die, and the only way he can save their lives is to team up with a deadly computer virus and travel through time and space in a virtual universe that itself has only hours to live. Through suicidal game worlds, virtual landscapes that threaten to devour the unwary, and a series of insidious cyber traps, Abner and the virus must stay one step ahead of sinister forces that will stop at nothing to destroy his family in order to steal their incredible secret.

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The War Bug

Biff Mitchell

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Genres: Science Fiction, Speculative Fiction

In just a few hours, Abner Hayes' wife and daughter are going to die, and the only way he can save their lives is to team up with a deadly computer virus and travel through time and space in a virtual universe that itself has only hours to live. Through suicidal game worlds, virtual landscapes that threaten to devour the unwary, and a series of insidious cyber traps, Abner and the virus must stay one step ahead of sinister forces that will stop at nothing to destroy his family in order to steal their incredible secret.